Thursday, 30 June 2011

I Believe In UFOs


Let it be on the record that I believe in UFOs - they are usually manifestations of normal phenomena, NOT aliens.

Rupert Murdoch Maths


The maths is fairly simple Rupert.  You bought My Space in 2005 for $580M and you sold it in 2011 for $35M that works out to a loss of $545M.... I'm really sorry for you Rupert, but you can probably write in off as a tax loss.

p.s. it's not April Fools Day

Random Letters - Don't Dump It

http://youtu.be/bmQyyiAiATA

Sunday, 26 June 2011

Keeping warm in winter

Coffee highs

 Singapore
 Melbourne
 Bangkok
Bangkok

Two thoughts:
1. I don't like heights so, go ahead without me
2. I was always told that the height of the restaurant above sea-level and the quality of the food were inversely related

Dog Vs Cat

http://youtu.be/0mJAxq9toYQ

My money's still on the dog

Stolen Pony

A lesson in existentialism for a 13 year old American girl

Holiday preparation

Mathamatical doodling and the maths of doodling

http://youtu.be/e4MSN6IImpI

How to hack 101

http://youtu.be/N5R4CgDwFXQ

LA Ice - with added crystal meth?

In the shelves at my local supermarket today

Friday, 24 June 2011

I type with two hands, one finger of each

Urban Cathedral


Too Many Nuns

Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game, whose headgear partially blocked the view, three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move. In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah, there are only 100 nuns living there."

The second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Montana, there are only 50 nuns living there."

The third guy said, "I want to go to Idaho, there are only 25 nuns living there."

One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet, calm, voice said, "Why don't you go to hell. There aren't any nuns there."

Monday, 20 June 2011

Don't try this at home (or anywhere for that matter)

“The Enema of Your Enemy is Your Friend”

Sunday, January 30th, 2011
Today’s Headline of the Day appeared in Slate several days ago:
The Enema of Your Enemy is Your Friend
The article, by Emily Walker, explains only slightly more mundanely that “Fecal transplants could be a cheap and effective treatment for gastrointestinal disorders”.

Hope there's not a fire

Saturday, 18 June 2011

Mylo - In My Arms

http://youtu.be/SoaTea06mG4

Everything But The Girl - Missing (Todd Terry Club Remix)

http://youtu.be/eT2fJxebIRw

Beth Orton - Central Reservation

http://youtu.be/vHqB8xuNfB8

Findley Quaye - Dice

http://youtu.be/ZOiDfY3i8Ac

Featuring Beth Orton

Sub Sub - Past

http://youtu.be/vjWGyqDeWs4

Ambient

Chicane - Offshore

http://youtu.be/uCEN4OCJ0DI

Ambient

B52s - Planet Claire

http://youtu.be/BZy105010SI

Don't mess with Granny punk!

http://youtu.be/BZy105010SI

Life problems solved!

In Beero Veritas