Let it be on the record that I believe in UFOs - they are usually manifestations of normal phenomena, NOT aliens.
Thursday 30 June 2011
I Believe In UFOs
Let it be on the record that I believe in UFOs - they are usually manifestations of normal phenomena, NOT aliens.
Rupert Murdoch Maths
The maths is fairly simple Rupert. You bought My Space in 2005 for $580M and you sold it in 2011 for $35M that works out to a loss of $545M.... I'm really sorry for you Rupert, but you can probably write in off as a tax loss.
p.s. it's not April Fools Day
Wednesday 29 June 2011
Tuesday 28 June 2011
Monday 27 June 2011
The Whole Is Greater Than The Sum Of It's Parts
i.e. don't try to ingest sodium or chlorine in isolation of each other, but feel free to enjoy them when they're together
Go Ahead, Make Our Day, Pricks!
Philip Morris battles Australia on cigarette packaging
Australia has been pushing for a change in cigarette packaging to discourage smoking Tobacco giant Philip Morris has threatened to sue the Australian government over its plan to introduce plain, brandless packing for cigarettes.
Sunday 26 June 2011
Coffee highs
Two thoughts:
1. I don't like heights so, go ahead without me
2. I was always told that the height of the restaurant above sea-level and the quality of the food were inversely related
Saturday 25 June 2011
Friday 24 June 2011
Too Many Nuns
Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game, whose headgear partially blocked the view, three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move. In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah, there are only 100 nuns living there."
The second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Montana, there are only 50 nuns living there."
The third guy said, "I want to go to Idaho, there are only 25 nuns living there."
One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet, calm, voice said, "Why don't you go to hell. There aren't any nuns there."
The second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Montana, there are only 50 nuns living there."
The third guy said, "I want to go to Idaho, there are only 25 nuns living there."
One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet, calm, voice said, "Why don't you go to hell. There aren't any nuns there."
Thursday 23 June 2011
A small treatise on contemporary atomic structure
Now it's "everything is made of quarks and leptons, held together by gluons, bosons (both types), photons and gravitrons....
Tuesday 21 June 2011
Solstice
Dpending on where you are it's either the longest day (yay!) or the shortest day (boo!).
For me it's the coldest, wettest day with added hail this afternoon... but there is snow on them there hills, so all is not lost
For me it's the coldest, wettest day with added hail this afternoon... but there is snow on them there hills, so all is not lost
Monday 20 June 2011
Don't try this at home (or anywhere for that matter)
“The Enema of Your Enemy is Your Friend”
Sunday, January 30th, 2011Today’s Headline of the Day appeared in Slate several days ago:
The Enema of Your Enemy is Your FriendThe article, by Emily Walker, explains only slightly more mundanely that “Fecal transplants could be a cheap and effective treatment for gastrointestinal disorders”.
Sunday 19 June 2011
Saturday 18 June 2011
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