1. Why do paper clips always intermingle? I only need one at a time, not a necklace
2. Why are 50% of my male friends bald - but none of them have "male-pattern baldness"?
3. Why did the old guy who ran his car into the side of mine, get out of his car clutching his insurance policy?
4. Is it depressing that the guy behind the counter at the Fish N' Chip shop knows me by name?
5. Why do all animated Hollywood-produced films all have the same plot lines?
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